Who will very soon forcibly oust me from the country by means of an already bought plane ticket...
I'm okay with that. Really. You do what you gotta do.
But please, send me to Buenos Aires! Send me to Asuncion. Send me to Montevideo or Santiago or Bogota.
Por favor, no me mandes back to the states.
Dear Reader, tomorrow I will probably be dying to go back. And you will have to hear about it. Tough luck.