My dearest blog readers/followers/acquaintances/mockers,
Happy slightly-longer-than-a-month anniversary! I love y'all. Truly, truly I do.
Are you saying it back? Well, this is awkward....
I love when you leave me glowing compliments telling me I'm the best blog you ever ever read and you can't imagine why I haven't accrued a thousand followers by now. I love when you nominate me for prestigious blog awards. I love when you send me large checks in the mail.
If you're not doing those things, you're behind your peers.
Actually what I love is that you all have great blogs as well (subtle hint that I'm great? of course!), and we can follow each other and get to know each other in this very odd, unconventional sort of way. Or at least it seems that way to my very boring conventional mind. My mom was looking at the comments yesterday saying, "Who's that?" And I said, "Another blogger." She responds, "You don't actually know them? That's sorta weird."
Yup. And awesome.
One request: Could you coordinate and stagger your visits so as to avoid really big spikes in my graphs that make all the other visit times look all pithy and pathetic?
I still love ya, just ya know, all relationships take work.
But seriously, thanks kiddos. We've just begun.
Onward and upward,